Australia has officially reached peak nanny-state. Knives at restaurants are now the enemy — because apparently even cutlery is a threat to public safety. Can’t trust citizens with real knives, opinions, or conversations anymore. Everything must be padded, supervised, and approved… for your own good, of course. This is what happens when fear replaces common sense. Instead of addressing real issues, we ban symbols, props, and anything that might look scary. Restaurants serving steak with safety t